So I remember the “training” scene, where they drop a bunch of rocks on him? and I remember green energy space-jets, and a lab? That’s about it.

Start, sure. But the grimy, filthy mess Han makes it?

“Wilderness Gurlz!”

Topper Harley throwing bullets at enemies to kill them way a good gag.

Or, wait, was that UHF?

Sometimes my wife will look at me and just start going:

WEEEE-ooooooooWEEEEEE-oooooo

It always kills me.

Yeah, they scream ‘spider’. I’m stoked.

I was going to make this comment. I’m pleased it had already been made.

Again, my expectations! Subverted!