Me watching Alexander Rossi duking it out with Robert Wickens...

I was wondering when Jalopnik would be doing a big (header pun) story on this! Thanks, Vince!

Nobody is even mentioning the location of the turd...

I’ll just leave this here...

CP

Colorado Roads:

What the effing eff, Erebuni?!

They are going after these puns with a ton of Vigor!

I thought these things were going to be much less than 20,000 Freedom Dollars (hypothetically).

1997 Plymouth Neon sedan with the SOHC engine, meatball style Altezza taillights, black paint waxed way too many times, faded black plastic bumpers, clear indicators, CAI, way too big of a a stereo system (atleast I added sound insulation?), 4 fender benders worth of dents, and an automatic transmission...

I still cringe watching this every time. When this episode aired, I had an EF with the JDM D15B Vtec. I will forever miss that iron-cancer riddled death trap...

Fan-f*cking-tastic - Another Supra adverti... I mean... article.

Couldn’t he have used ~640 AA Cells?
Even hat seems like overkill for a Lada... He went well above and beyond!

“Your mother was a Lotus and your father smelt of Lucas wires!”

Holy crap...

It’s HOLMES...

Nah, she said you were a douche like everyone else does...

I’d really like to hear what issues you have run into that could be directly linked to vaping...

Welcome back, Andrew!
You did not ruin your life! You have a hell of a story to tell now and new, interesting challenges.