Everyone... I know I've been over the top snarky on this Caffeine > Champagne business (and I still stand by that statement!) But thank you Jezebel for having a poll that was actually fun to participate in!

See... for clubs, you go for a real drink: whiskey. ;) Btw... Coffee shops are great places to meet peeps as well - and you can actually hear them. Champagne? For wimps!

The loss of bourbon is tragedy!!!! TRAGEDY!!!

It's cause it's the drink of the gods.

It's still better than Champagne!

Champagne are for wimps who can't handle a real drink like bourbon.

Because Champagne is a weak substitute for a real drink: Whiskey.

Mmmm I will

Who cares... I'd rather get high. ;)

How is picking caffeine over champagne "gleefully ruining the full for all of us?" To that I present:

Then how the fuck are you gonna drink champagne?

Espresso > Coffee > Mimosas Latte's are for whimps who drink Champagne.

Caffeine > Champagne all the way. Besides... champagne are for folks who can't handle a real liquor: bourbon.

I can't ;)

Sorry, coffee is the drink of the gods. I can live without alcohol. Can't live w/o caffeine.

Champagne is for losers. ;) Caffeine all the way. Without caffeine, how are ya gonna wake up in the morning?

Nope. One can live without alcohol. Can't do that with caffeine ;)

If you can't wake up, how are you gonna even enjoy the champagne? Caffeine FTW!

Can't have "fun" without wakin' up. Also, I can LIVE without alcohol. Can't do that without caffeine.

Sorry... I want to at least WAKE up in the morning so I can have my champagne. Caffeine all the way.