Star Trek IV is a comedy, and a pretty good one. “Nuclear wessels”!

GEICO has already called his agent...

Me so.. Oh, never mind...

“Don’t Have Off The Record Meetings With The Stupid President”

He still fell short of the next level, “Double Secret Extreme DUI”.

Back in the late 1990s then Phillies GM Ed Wade said of Schilling: “Every fifth day he’s a horse. The other days he’s a horse’s ass.”

Who serves Diet Coke in a jug?

What’s to stop them from arming their jack-booted thugs with their mega-apples and crushing us all

He had to use the twitter username “heerjeet” because “heerjeet” was already taken?

Why are “black” and “conservative” mutually exclusive, as the headline would suggest?

Couldn’t one make the same complaint about going to deadspin to read about sports news but being barraged with Anti-Trump an Pro-Hillary posts?

Dwayne from Swedesboro called in to tell them he thought it was a good idea.

Dwayne from Swedesboro called in to tell them he thought it was a good idea.

The very first All-Madden Team was a half-hour special back in like 1986. His selection for defense was “eleven nose tackles” and he drew on a board that he would line them up in that same formation. (I think Jim Burt was featured on that one.)

Hopefully Dignitas is curable...

I clicked on this just to see how far I had to read before anyone metioned him being the next QB of the Cleveland Browns. Surprisingly I saw none.

The Giants called a hitters-only meeting. No one showed up.

The syllables in “wild”, ranked:

Did I miss something? In all of the stories about Joey Bosa’s holdout and all of the back-and-forth between the Chargers and Bosa’s agent, I have never once actually seen the name of the agent.

“PIZZA GUY: What’s the address?