It has some history...

"Who is Sasha Kaun? Sounds like a real loser to me." - Isn't that the lead singer from Rufus?

Ohhhhh..... Thanks for the correction. I thought you were referring to Raul Mondesi.

Has Tom Ley permanently ceded all animal-reporting duties?

The guy taken next after Couch was Donovan McNabb, by you-know-who...

at the risk of being banned forever from posting on this site:

I once was shopping with my wife and by pure randomness our shopping list contained a shower curtain, rubber gloves, and baby oil. We hadn’t considered the implications of laying these things together on the belt until they were laying there. and we looked at each other...

Cuffy‏@CuffyMeh 21 Sep 2015

What does Martellus Bennett look like? WHAT DOES he LOOK like? Does he look like a BITCH? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH??

"What do you think is the most barfed food of the past 100 years?" you left out baby food...

“What do you think is the most barfed food of the past 100 years?”

Of course he was shaken. They threatened to trade him to the 76ers.

That was Ken Daneyko? From the sound of his voice I thought it was Patrick Star...

The dog is a Chick Magnet

I was truly surprised when I looked at the author and saw that it was not Tom Ley.

Dewey Defeats Truman

Yes, he was pretty good. If he looked like a “game manager” to you it’s more because that’s how the the game was played in those days. Being in Philadelphia, he still received tons of criticism. And here’s my old one.

“I don’t care if they were made in Buckingham Palace by whipping egg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks.”

Because they are good bears.