Just flip the playpen over on that bish.

KEEP BABIES OUT OF JAIL.

I sort of got it. Use other’s art as an ingredient and make your own masterpiece. In your head. Either that or she’s reading instructions from a Sherwin Williams pamphlet

I apparently have really classy friends! A paper bag dance, for one fortunate enough to not have witnessed, involves the wedding party putting paper bags on their heads and dancing to a set of music (Thriller, Backstreet’s Back, YMCA, what have you). They would be judged by the applause of the audience. HOWEVER, at…

Oh sure she does this on her own and she’s a bad ass, I suggest lowering my grandmother down from her apartment with a rope and I’m a villain. FUCK THE MATRIARCHY!

I get particularly ragey when I think about the catholic martyrs who dies with their unborn children rather than have an abortion to save their life. It’s their choice to do that but the way the church idolizes it is creepy as hell.

Because that would be sterilizing a perfectly good, working uterus. Uteruses (uteri?) and the bodies housing them (women) are only put on this earth to produce offspring, DUHHHH.

I was kind of impressed, too.

Jesus Christ sisters, even God gave Mary a choice.

They should pass a law that forces every employer who decides not to cover birth control costs to have at least one year paid maternity leave and one year paid paternity leave for every employee. I bet they would start having free IUDs Fridays!

Don’t want to follow employment laws? Then get out of the health care and education and adoption fields, stick to operating your religious institutions, and employ no one who isn’t actively involved in your ministry. We don’t need you. Really, we don’t. Frankly, most of us would be better off if you weren’t around to…

Looking awfully smug there, young lawyer who can probably afford her own birth control.

I will say this over and over and over again....birth control will not prevent you from getting pregnant if God truly wants you to be pregnant. That is why I do not understand why Catholics are so against birth control. None is 100%. Hell, not even being a virgin will save you from getting pregnant if God wants you…

I want to know what their maternity leave package is like....

‘Believing that every human person has God-given worth’

I’m sure they’re all moral high ground when it comes to accepting government funding for their services...

I’m always impressed by people who have jobs (or at least, those ones who are good at their jobs) where their everyday is someone’s big moment. Wedding singers definitely qualify, and celebrants, so do midwives and undertakers. You can’t really phone it in, emotionally speaking, or you _shouldn’t_, anyway, and it’s…

I agree with that. But how does that look? There are channels that have decided not to run Cosby Show reruns anymore, but still show Woody Allen movies. I am torn because the Cosby Show was iconic and Cosby being a sick criminal doesn’t change that. Other iconic disgusting men don’t get their art erased and denied…

This post... this post, ... it had EVERYTHING!!!!