I really don’t think they used to cannibalize their own articles like this

This movie sucks

Everybody on the “talent” side of showbiz is grossly overpaid in the first place

Let’s not get carried away, now

The Discovery was such a disappointment. Like Safety Not Guaranteed, it smothered a great premise in twee indie manic romcom horseshit

Just pretend there’s a regular expression doing it or something

The secret is always cosmetic surgery

It should read “the Karate Kid Cinematic Universe” and “the Karate Kid franchise”.

Were those the “I’m going to fuck my best friend” movies?

I think usually they’re both racing to be the first one out, so that the other one is seen as the knockoff

Take note Hollywood —> Take note, Hollywood

much beloved —> much-beloved

would’ve —> there’s absolutely no reason for this

Beth and Matthew were the true “will they/won’t they” of NewsRadio

He’s too big to fail at this point. A more interesting question is who takes second place.

Who’s stonewalling this investigation?

Old school Daffy would just shoot him in the face unprovoked for a laugh

Where I lived only the snooty rich kids watched it because Disney Channel cost extra per month like HBO

That’s not what “spurned” or “green thumb” means

But rehabbed Ezra Miller is just some hot guy