What in Gods name is going on in NC?! Is there something in the water? Are they trying to out-Florida Florida?

With fabulous red hair!

desk whiskey is the best whiskey

YUP

I stayed at his hotel in Vegas once. In my defense, it was a screaming deal and I was young and poor.

That was brilliant.

If I’m honest, I stopped there too. And was satisfied.

Dear Scott,

I will always star good RHCP puns.

A star for you

Old, alone, done for.

COTD

I wanted to meet with Trump today to discuss multicultural issues.

Perfect.

Crying now and ok with it.

Nah we’ll just be annexed by Russia.

This is me since nov 9th.

This question needs to be asked of EVERY SINGLE MAN who wants to outlaw abortion. I want to hear their answers. I want to SEE THEM IN PRINT.

One can’t be too careful these days :)

Oh I’m sure something else will happen soon that requires a second one! ;)