Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

This shit right here is why people don’t care when cops get shot. When you extrajudicially murder and treat people like enemy combatants, don’t be surprised when they view you as an illegally occupying force.

They essentially ported a 40h rpg console game to mobile. The experience is a little different but it still a full game. You can’t expect to give you a full rpg experience for only .99c. Well they could but it probaly would be riddle with micro transactions and energy blocks to make you spend probably even more than…

Not scholarship money. Money that pours into the universities from the major football programs. TV deals, sponsorship deals, ticket/concession/merchandise sales, and on and on and on.

Every chance I get on Deadspin, I like to pointedly refer to college coaches as pimps. I remain permanently grey.

Where’s Bugs Bunny when we need him:

SHUT UP THIS IS ‘MURICA, WHERE READIN’S FER CUCKS N’ QUEERS! WOO! SPORTSBALL FUCK YEAH! 

We’ve come a long way since “honky”.

Hey hey hey, with modern medical science, a lot of professional athletes can live long terrible lives suffering from brain damage.

the jimmy’s sure are rustled round here.

Arrghh! You mean he cheated? I was sent to this rotten planet for nothing, then!

It’s the same old argument. How can the government be completely incompetent, yet control everything?

One must wonder why they can’t make the quantum leap in critical thinking to ask themselves, How could a secret society which controls everything not be able to fix an election for the ‘deep state’ candidate?

It is very important to point out Lois was the sister of Beetle Bailey, so anything that happened in the Hi and Loisverse is canon to the Baileyverse as well. Of course we’ll see how much of this remains intact when Zack Snyder’s Bailey movie comes out in 2021.

You don’t meet people with names like Mort anymore. Soon it’ll be one of those odd, obsolete names like Aethelred or Millard or Donald.

As scriptures read...”thy must risk it for said bisket” 

Huck the biscuit from way down town young fella

Eh. I find CNN to be generally more trustworthy than FOX (which isn’t saying anything at all) and MSNBC (which isn’t saying much), as both of those networks have such phenomenal amounts of partisan spin applied to every story they cover.

CNN trends Liberal, certainly, but it’s so bumbling about it that half the time it…

So, you’re immediately assuming bad faith in order to maintain your ideological purity.