yes, actually, it will be a long time before that happens. it’s one thing to be cynical, but at least pull your head out your ass before you start typing.

you’re fucking retarded.  if we stopped progress every time something today resembled a story from the past we’d be fucked.

if that’s the case then god didn’t learn from its mistake.  it either made us first and then fucked venus all up, or it made venus first and still had to send a savior here that was so incompetent no evidence of its existence was left behind with the exception of that one book of heavily edited fan fiction.

this is true. i am an atheist yet willfully and enthusiastically chose a religion philosophy class over generic philosophy because the topic interests me so much. Not any particular faith, but the fact that people have faith in that kinda stuff. It is crazy.

that would suck so fucking bad....

make sure you put no thought or research of your own into anything that pique’s your curiosity.

wait, there’s a debate?

it wouldnt be worth mentioning on kotaku without the obligatory disappointment.

you like money too, that’s why youre being a faggot about parting ways with some

yeah, this website is full of cry babies dude. it’s a never ending cycle of ad revenue and tears. the free shit isn’t cool enough so they cry about the free shit.

you’re so fucking retarded, dude

you sound like the type of person who puts their fingers in their ears and goes na na na na na na na i can’t hear you the moment someone else offers up a different take (and yes, his take is solid, the fact you have to reach for NFT’s out of nowhere shows just how deep kotaku has it’s dick in your ass)

walmart can’t force people to work for them. this is a fact.

underrated comment

the Even If You Bought It in the headline....lol. wtf dude

they all existed first, so they’re probably wiping their brow and going, “phew!”

find your free content elsewhere?

i mean, they were going to do this anyways, i dont think a bunch of crying kotaku readers and youtube viewers made a difference

man, y’all cry about everything on this site.

you dont see how because you haven’t even played it. in fact, you explicitly state you won’t ever try it.