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Medium-core hockey fan and big Rangers fan over here, and for reasons which are hard to explain, I'd love to see a Canadian team in the finals. Probably has something to do with the passion for the sport up there. That, and the kick-ass national anthem. Unfortunately, if it were up to me, that Canadian team in the…

Habs-Bruins is just proof that you can sellout a stadium and still blackout.

Calling Bosh overrated is just a completely and totally uninformed opinion.

"What in the unholy fuck is Reader's Digest?"

She put it on Facebook so must be true!

Oh man it's like watching a trainwreck. A really really really racist trainwreck.

No, you just didn't get it.

ShutTheFuckUp Man here, I apologize if any good Gawker citizens got caught in any crossfire in this thread and were actually faking being so utterly moronic that they didn't realize what fine citizen rhythmmethod was going for here.

Because seriously these fucking morons.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

"if I had a hammer..."

[shakes fist]

"It's pronounced 'Hwuh', dammit!"

"Can someone give me a ride? Up front this time, please."

"Hey, you single?"

Marat/Sade! NO one talks about this play enough. No one.

1984 was my jam in middle school! And Blood Meridian really helped me through some tough times in high school.

You may have, Kinja hasn't.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"