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I like the part where it only took him 90 seconds to reenact Yao's entire career with Houston. Outstanding.

I would say Gay's kind of like Judas, but Judas actually got to keep his silver.

Maher has a rare gift to forcefully articulate positions with which I agree while decimating those with whom I disagree - and do both while being funny - yet still make me want to dip his head in battery acid.

And it's probably safe to say that if this were KD throwing a 'bow, and happened to catch Tony Allen upside the head, the Thunder wouldn't be missing one of their best players for the deciding game of a series.

Why the hell should i care about this when OLIVIA MUNN is back on the market?

Sharks: [assess position]

Your take is so hot, I just burned myself reading it.

As Tribe fan, I wouldn't call it the best, but most memorable for me is certainly Indians/Marlins '97. I was so young my parents woke me up to "watch the Indians win the World Series".

It happens. Also, I've never had the pleasure of attending a Game 7, I can't fathom what the atmosphere would be like. Watching it on TV can't begin to do it justice.

Cool thread idea. I have to go with Tampa Bay over Calgary in the 2004 Stanley Cup Final. I'm a lifelong Lightning fan, so seeing them win it all was really special.

Clearly the author of this post is the bad guy here. Thanks for being brave enough to say that.

Yeah this. No way Stern could have dropped the hammer on Sterling before these recent revelations. I'm almost positive Stern would have levied the same penalties as Silver had he been in the same position.

This is nothing new for Elgin. Given all his trips to the draft lottery, he's well-versed in taking a number.

If $2 billion can't buy spellcheck, what chance does Ms. Stiviano have of affording the rest of her first name?

I realize that everyone's outraged but empathy is important for even the most offensive people. And when you think about it that way, after all he's been through lately, Donald Sterling surely knows in his heart that he has a very heavy cross to burn. Bear. I mean bear.

And he's still alive!

Ryan Miller forgot to plug his 5 hole.

That being boston, no actual Pizza was harmed in the making of this video.

More like "Chunky Dunking"!

If you are packing a lunch tomorrow, just remember some yellow mustard and pickles can really help a ham sandwich shine.