"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

Can't believe they're letting blacks play

Forcing a steal. [YES]

Age 21 is a pretty common age for men to experience their first schizoid break, so the whole communicating with God through numbers thing was a pretty big needle-scratch moment that turned the story sad.

Who had the russian owner being the one to sign the first openly gay player?

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

I have already explained what I meant, twice.

I didn't realize CC got traded to Philadelphia

That was nice of Dwight Howard.

Son, Tijuana lose your virginity?

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

Totally agree. So sick of women and women-centric cites being embarrassed to say vagina. VAGINA. We all have one. The word is not icky or dirty or clinical or some other such nonsense.

You know who else gets entirely forgotten? Miserable fucks who can't let other people find joy in sporting events.

[takes a shot]

I'm sure they could come up with something within the next 20 years.

This. Using "This" to reply to a comment must die. Now.

BURN IN HELL.

Facebook. Die...and with it the comment "Prayers to his/her/their/its family"