"..in real life, mid-level bean counting women are not smarter at accounting than their CEO bosses."

Absolutely perfect timing awarding Jeff Daniels an Emmy for Best Actor for the abominable The Newsroom. Over Brian Cranston. For starring in "The Pages that Aaron Sorkin Flings into the Trash, Later Retrieves, and Sells to HBO," before heading off to film a third fuckin' Dumb and Dumber movie.

Pfft, everyone knows that the Pacific NW has the hoppiest beers. Fuck off, Brew Dogs.

Okay, so you're a racist running a business. In New York City. You don't want to hire any black people, because you're a racist, and you have a bunch of racist ideas about how black people hurt business, and racist whatnots. How are you so fuckin' clueless that you just outright admit all that to a black job…

I really want a tiny (toy?) chihuahua, but I'm definitely only getting one if it's a rescue or shelter dog. I've known a couple of crazy ones, but honestly, most of the chihuahuas I've known have been sweet, docile and well-behaved with just the right amount of energy. They can be nervous around a lot of people or…

Right? He just looks so uncomfortable.

Go home Elizabeth, you're drunk.

Go home, Elizabeth, you're drunk.

I'm willing to bet that she owns many, many mirrors. The problem is that the poor thing simply has zero sense of style. She never has, but when Kanye came along she thought she'd hit the couture jackpot and that she could just relax and let him dress her, but she doesn't understand that he doesn't actually have…

That was Rue McClanahan, and her story was awesome. I love Celebrity Ghost Stories. Even B and C-list celebs are pretty good storytellers, as it turns out. Rue McClanahan wasn't B or C-list though. She was kickass.

"Adams doesn't seem like that bad of a dude."

I'm a woman with a shit mom and a great dad. Maybe that's why I'm so boring?

She always seemed like a raging narcissist, so if she appreciates the attention, it's probably because she's in denial about how universally negative it is.

That sort of shit makes me unreasonably angry. I may or may not be prone to homicidal fantasies about people who uncritically start parroting cynical corporate bullshit like "PSL."

Yup. I made pumpkin chili and it was fucking amazing, but my husband was too closed-minded about pumpkin things to admit it.

I was all, who the fuck is this bitch? So I googled her. Apparently she's a blogger, yawn. She's also Canadian. Well, lady, I was just in Vancouver and I saw just as much dog shit as I see in Portland, or anywhere else for that matter. Many people the world over clean up after their dogs, some don't. It's a fact…

I think there was actually a study done on this — Americans are FAR more likely to support traditional liberal platform ideas when they aren't told that the ideas are quote-unquote liberal. Which once again raises the issue of why Americans are so fucking reactionary and malleable, but still, an interesting point.

I think you misunderstood...she's suing the brokerage firm she hired to make sure she got the appropriate coverage. Her broker failed to do exactly what you said.