vlams
Vlams
vlams
Nov 1 2015
10

That’s the kind of struggle I imagine taking place in a prison cell almost every night.

Apr 30 2015
281

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

Nov 28 2014
46

I know it's impractical because I only have a 2-bedroom house with no yard, but I want a pet elephant so bad. (Yes, obviously my current living situation is the only reason it is impractical.)