^^This guy has never driven a porsche before. What a completely idiotic comment!

I fear that I’ve found a new life out here on the salt, and I’m never coming home. 

Must be hard to do your makeup every day when you don't cast a reflection 

She must have a really, really hard time with mirrors.  

Take a deep breath Brad.

You win the official Horatio Caine powerup!!!

At least he made a splash while he was around.

That guy’s career is definitely all washed up.

First things first, this guy is an asshole.

As I recall it the black lady was the only one who survived in that movie, and the Predator ended up giving her a tattoo out of mutual respect before leaving.

See also: Chrisette Michele.

I wish I could get POC to understand making the pivot to get that Trump/white supremacist money is never the play. ever.

In the words of the great civil rights leader and social justice warrior Rosa Parks - NAH. 

And it will be served to them by a Mexican! (Note the correct response by this police officer to being served food by possibly an undocumented immigrant just trying to make a living).

When we finally invade come to liberate you, our first strike force will not be French tourists out for a run. It will be French Canadians out for a cigarette break, and you will never get them to move.

somebody alert Scott Pruitt to stop this unacceptable recycling

Je pensais que les gens
Voudraient que je rester.
Mais ils m’ont tenté
Avec les croquettes de pommes de terre
Juste en bas de la route.
Partir, ils on dit
Et ils m’ont donne les cles. 

On a dark New Brunswick Highway, cool wind in my hair.
Warm smell of poutine, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.

For Brutus is an honorable man;

If you want to improve lap times on track, then you need downforce. The road-going Civic Type-R is still designed to be a track car, and there is no reason why part-time track cars shouldn’t use race aero either.