I don't see him getting called up anytime soon.
The Astros are sitting pretty at 1B with Superstar Marc Krauss and his .173 batting average.

It's a training tool. This isn't a shot from an actual game.

Also part of Luhnow's master plan is to spend a good amount, but spend on their guys. I'm sure Springer, and eventually Correa/Appel will get giant offers from the Stros in due time.

Maleficent means to tell the story of how a coldhearted villain learns how to love again,

now, I'm no legal scholar

A quick refresher

Learn what the first amendment says before you start referencing it. Here's a link.

No, not in any way. The government hasn't stepped in and forced him to do anything, from apologizing to selling his team. However, the club he's a part of has its own set of rules for how it conducts business.

The first five words of the 1st Amendment are "Congress shall make no law".

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

I was gonna make an SEC joke but I thought a fifth grade education was aiming a bit high

I'm treating this like "Yeah, Jeets." I know it isn't true but I'm consciously choosing to believe it anyway.

Gives his trademark hand gesture a whole new meaning.

Unless that's the smallest ass in the world, that's not an ass. The fingers are bigger than the cheeks!

Clearly Mr Bean should not have been on their executive committee.

They also think spelling "Texas" backwards on message boards is the best. joke. ever.

Tell that to Vince Young!

When "Facebook Official" isn't good enough.