He’s a fat pig but I love your concern, Mr. Gawker Hall Monitor.

Tire slashing is for amateurs. Cut the tire valve with a pair of diagonal cutting pliers. Has to be fixed at a shop. Plus, the actual dollar amount of damage is low enough to keep you out of felony territory. Or, so I’m told.

Exactly. My uncle was a fall-down alcoholic and an asshole and we largely all cut him out of our lives. He was not invited to family reunions or weddings, etc. But his kids were never cut out and came to stay with my grandparents every summer. (they lived with their mother, who had wisely divorced my uncle)

I’m going with no way this has been slashed. Slashing a tire is almost never actually a long cut like that, let alone multiple long cuts. It is hard to do because tires are built to not get cut when things hit them. Actual tire slashing is usually singular or multiple punctures.

Put as much effort into taking care of your tires as you do some of your more, um, out there theories and you wouldn’t have this kind of problem...

I guess you are missing the part where all three of them were being held hostage? Do you really think the guy just told her not to leave the house and she was like, sure thing, and didn’t leave and that’s all that happened? Do you think that if she had said, no, I would actually not like to stay here so I’ll be…

Oh please. The writer is not upset. He is making an observation. It is similar to saying, “It’s unusually hot this summer.” Stop disparaging people’s comments by implying they are illogically emotional.

I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”

Thank you for pointing this out! Strangulation is the appropriate term, and avoiding its use obscures the danger it represents. Non-fatal strangulation is a major risk factor for homicide in domestic violence episodes. Women who are non-fatally strangled by a partner are SEVEN TIMES more likely to be murdered by that…

Strangulation is also a leading indicator of “person who will escalate to killing intimate partner.”

The justification has already started: I saw one person commenting how the last time they visited, the White House looked a little worn down, with issues in the carpeting and a ring on one of the tables.

Remember that time conservatives lost their shit because Michelle Obama was black?

Not unless he’s dragged out in handcuffs first.

If she agreed to be FWB while hoping for something more, that’s on her.

an anonymous source who claimed that Knight had “used offensive profanity” during his speech and “groped five women,”

At least he admitted he fucked up.

I take him at his word.

BREAKING: person who doesn’t read comment correctly calls someone else “dumb”

I don’t know about you but since the presidential election results I feel as though everything that happened before is long ago and time is dragging by.

Since Trump wants to gut the filibuster rules (from 60 votes, to a simple majority of 51 votes in the Senate,) let’s also reduce the 2/3 vote required for impeachment to just 51%.