Wait... what? I am not trying to be internet bratty, just genuinely confused and willing to learn new things..... in what way is he a male Lolita? As in he’s like... a sexy prepubescent person? Or like Lolita cutesy little girl fashion style?

I’d fucking love if my romantic partner dressed like this.

I think there is an entire demographic of people you are missing out on my friend. I ADORE this.

Klobuchar’s problem has never been that she ISN’T forceful.  It’s usually the contrary with her.

I honestly think it’s somewhere between “They’re all listening to us!” and “People, you’re not as fucking mysterious and special as you think you are”.

Now hold on - saying she is “trying to take down a black man” simply because she released a single is just as ridiculous as saying she’s being “blocked” from the spot. 

“ I highly doubt they report the income.”

Annnnd this is accurate lol.

I was a bridesmaid in a 3 day wedding in Wyoming, actually. It was nice. The thing is that most parts of Wyoming are expensive and a pain to get to and it’s dumb to go just for a day. The wedding was held at a resort and most guests stayed at the hotel or cabins there. There was a welcome dinner the first night where…

No one - not Taylor Swift, or any other rich, white, conventionally attracted white woman - is entitled to a number one spot. “Blocking” and “kept out” are both phrases that implicitly give ownership or the rights of a place to someone - and Taylor Swift does not “own” the number one spot.  

No one - not Taylor Swift, or any other rich, white, conventionally attracted white woman - is entitled to a number one spot. “Blocking” and “kept out” are both phrases that implicitly give ownership or the rights of a place to someone - and Taylor Swift does not “own” the number one spot.  

Electibility is what you say when you’re a racist/sexist/homophobic but don’t want to admit, so you go “Well, of course IIIIIII would vote for that female, but you know, I just don’t trust OTHER people to be as great as I am, so better vote for the man!”, instead of just admitting to yourself you have inherent and…

Amen.  That “just ask people at a party!” tip is absolutely pointless if you don’t want to listen to any podcasts about true crime or people discussing pop culture.

“Excited to have Stephanie working for both sides of the @WhiteHouse”

Because the United States Holocaust Museum is a federally funded institution, currently funded by an administration that is remarkably pro-Israel?

If you ask a rich white person, especially a man, they’ll tell you its TERRIBLE. they’re so PUT UPON THESE DAYS. They can barely do ANYTHING without worrying about OFFENDING someone or be in a ROOM with a WOMAN without her saying he RAPED her. and TAXES. 

But why do 70% of the waiters who ask this make it sound like they’re really saying “Are you a pathetic plebe who has never been to any restaurant before, much less this one, or are you someone who has been to our establishment before in which case I will treat you with respect since I assume you have money and class?”

Feminism is believing that women should have exactly the same right to own a gun as men do.

Right? It was not Kate and Wills personally running her down in an actual carriage while laughing loudly.