I'm curious is having everyone look super primped means they get more recruits. Just, what's the purpose?

She needs a reality show. Where's E! when you need them?

Bloomberg's covers are fantastically creative.

I have insomnia, so I can barely get to sleep when I want to, let alone in a nap situation. If only ambien made medicine for 10-minute-long sessions.

JLo + Drake. Get it.

I hate my curly hair and I've tried everything. It's impossible to get both frizz and dandruff free. Thankfully, it's been growing in straighter as I've gotten older. but ugh.

I can guarantee you wouldn't want anything to do with my hair if you dealt with it for a week. It's digusting.

Awesome. I had a friend who went to Tiffany's for his engagement ring, and surprisingly he reported they were by far the nicest salespeople compared to the lower-end stores. Kind of the opposite of the stereotypes.

Maybe. I don't know what their "rules" are for the rest of the year. The sorority girls when I went to college were always wearing shirts with the damn letters on them. Don't know if it's a requirement or they just felt like it. And who knows what they have to do for other special events and "philanthropy."

My already dry hair would probably break off if I used a straightening iron or curling iron every day.

First of all, fuck the term "spicy" to describe people.

Anyone else excited about the campy "Boy Next Door"? The previews remind me a bit of "Unfaithful", another very soapy embarrassing favorite of mine.

How does natural family planning account for things like irregular periods?

I'm trying out this radical thing where I wear clothes I like and don't pay attention to labels.

Well that's a bummer <——says the person who stopped watching after Mulder left.

Kate McKinnon is hands down my favorite cast member. They need to have her in more sketches!

I first got them when I was going through puberty at 11 and still have them to this day (now 30) on my hips. I've never been overweight, but the speed at which one's skin stretches also make a big difference.

I've also been doing a dry January. Haven't broken my rules yet!

A couple of month ago, I inaccurately posted that Kaley Cuoco probably makes less than her castmates on the Big Bang Theory (this was when she was going on about not being a feminist).

Sounds like that's pretty much a pee hole. Knowing me, I'd piss all over my clothes and everywhere but out through the hole.