There was a piece somewhere where they ranked the "Most Punchable Faces" and Jesse Watters was pretty high up there; although not as high as Martin Shkreli. They said he has the permanent expression of a frat boy who just got acquitted of date rape, and that's about right. He has done segments where he just goes…

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"Dude, what are these accents? I'm not from the Outback!"

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I just buy products advertised on Taboola ads. I figure if I buy enough One Weird Tricks, I'll win a date with Natalie Dorner!

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Sorry to hear it. :'( I think we'll do the right thing and stop that sociopath in November. He's continued to alienate every demographic group that one needs to win a Presidential election in this country. Assuming by your avatar name and comment, I can tell you also that I have a lot of Eastern European friends…

I think the guys that coined the term "Millennials" were wrong. William Straus and Neil Howe came up with it in their book Generations in 1990. They got a lot of things wrong especially trying to predict the future based on thier models. Ages 10-36 is way too big a group…I do like the idea that the older cohort has…

If only we could collect all of the unwatched and discarded copies of You've Got Mail and combine them with all if the unused and discarded AOL discs…well…I don't know where in going with this.

Going for a deep cut here (only because I saw the 1947 original last night), but I think I enjoyed the 2010 adaptation of Brighton Rock a bit more than the original classic. In no way does Sam Riley supercede Richard Attenborough's utter sociopath Pinkie Brown, but on every other score I lean towards the 2010 remake.…

The Aviator is fantastic, but most of the appeal is the visuals. The two strip technicolor sequences are just breathtaking. The acting is just fine on all levels.

Or a menu choice between a boring vanilla protein shake and a bag of broken glass laced with bath salts, crack, and the Rage Virus from 28 Days Later.

And 400 pound people in their bedroom apparently

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He gamed a "whale" in 1990 who left his resort in a huff, down many millions owed to him after an extended period of play in his AC Taj Mahal. The last thing he said was that he was going to burn his autographed book "Art of the Deal." Trump never got paid, because said whale was hacked to death by Japanese…

Agreed. He's an Anthropomorphized Gish Gallop of unmitigated horribleness. I'm glad Hillary was able to Akido that shit and embed some multipronged attacks in her responses, which Trump couldn't process at all.

He has more than once made allusions to the "Second Amendment Solutions" idea that Sharon Angle got rightfully pilloried for in her unsuccessful bid to unseat Harry Reid in Nevada in 2010.

A chicken in every alcove! You use this word, alcoves?

Two 2016 releases: Our Kind of Traitor and The Bronze. I enjoyed both; the former is a solid le Carré, with a pretty standout performance by Stellan Skarsgård. The latter was a blast. The critics hated it (maybe because it was a Sundance opener and they expected some Arthouse masterpiece), but it's hysterical. I…

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