Does anyone still wear a hat?

Does anyone still wear a hat?
It kind of already is!
Gender is a construct!!!!!!!!!
I hope my tits look that killer when I'm in my 50's. Vee is/was bangin.
She's a hard worker!
I just want his mouth on me, gum or no.
The nicest compliment that I've ever gotten came from a queen at a drag show. She told me that I looked like a cross between Sheryl Lee Ralph and Audra McDonald. I fucking floated away.
Wait...so it is FOR CERTAIN a musical? Because Maleficent wasn't...though I was waiting for Once Upon A Dream to happen.
Lets hear it for the ladies who can't buy button up shirts!