You’re either a prophet or a dick. Either way, I like it.

I can’t believe they fucking added it to baseball. Yes, I’d like to watch a game. No, I don’t want to clear my schedule for the next eight hours.

I thought her performing the theme track for Gatsby was some kind of meta joke.

“I for one believe that if you give people a thorough understanding of what confronts them and the basic causes that produce it, they’ll create their own program, and when the people create a program, you get action.”

Good point - nothing can stop assholes from stacking the deck with other assholes. But, nearly anything is better than this antiquated, creaky two-party apparatus. Look at all the furor over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: someone whose integrity on the issues outweighs her willingness to tongue-bathe the party is elected,…

That’s fucking capital-H Heresy, Guardsman.

That was the one part both the NYPD and FBI were fine with.

There are five gay aldermen, six Democratic Socialists, roughly 16 Progressives and as many as 33 regulars.

YDY

I’m more concerned about saving black lives. When the activists are more concerned about saving black lives than black minks, let me know.

Thanks, for the rest of the afternoon Jeremy Hobson and the phrase “technical computing software” will be on an endless loop.

You are either redundant, or foreign, as we Americans don’t believe there’s any other kind.

Let’s be clear: the Republican Party of today isn’t “a different outfit.” Trump isn’t “an aberration,” his Presidency is the inevitable conclusion a century of pandering to xenophobia and racism.

Could I feel any less bad about women of color knowingly working for Donald Trump and their crazy-ass surprise at being paid less?

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Less David Duke and George Lincoln Rockwell, more Lee Atwater and Ronald Reagan.

Yeah, the moralizing adds a special whiff of establishment politics to this whole thing.

Steve the Easter suit salesman

I love how they’re all incensed about this baby having a bunch of Meghan Markle’s beautiful genes, but not at all worried he might come out with that fuzzy-ass inbred red hair. Prince Harry looks like a Muppet someone left in the dryer too long.

This motherfucker needs to go back to answering doors in Transylvania.