Battle Kirby - 37

Kotaku has quite the hard-on for Miles Morales.

Just put her down. She has no value as a person.

People like him need a baseball bat to the teeth.

Sounds like just the type of person Moba players would like alright...

The Direct was clearly more of a celebration of today being the 20th anniversary.

The new game will revolve around one Team trying to crash the Earth into the sun, and another Team trying to crash the moon into the Earth.

Sheesh. Whiny.

Well it’s not Nintendo doing the remaster. I’m sure if they had put some of their best guys on it, they could make it look pretty amazing, but they’re probably all working on NX stuff right now. I imagine they outsourced this to fill the year up a bit more.

Art direction certainly can change a game.

Naw, they’ll be the new trainers.

I really don’t think Nintendo can force The Pokemon Company to make games that they don’t want to make. Not to mention they barely have any experience working on any hardware other than handheld.

I miss the days when I got to be excited for stuff like this, not just seeing it pop up while casually browsing Kotaku...

Stuff like this is why I hate people. Hope I’m around to see our shitty species go extinct.

Superhot can be very bossy, and has instructed me to tell people that it’s “the most innovative shooter I’ve played in years.”

Gamers crying over insignificant things? How... predictable.

Finally, a reason to be excited to turn my PS4 on again. Haven’t got that feeling very much.

I can’t see that without thinking Kid Icarus.

This might be funnier if people weren’t constantly playing Mario Kart, Mario Maker, Smash, and Splatoon.