how did threatening to football somebody’s face not become a thing?

this was my assumption.

wrong.

that’s fucked up. who puts hot sauce in the refrigerator?

i bet that crazy bitch was good in bed, though.

you’re the right amount of upset about this.

the streets are paved with ‘em.

you’re right. and i suppose the kobe-hate is what distinguishes this tour from jeter’s and mo’s.

yeah, it’s a hangover.

word-for-word this.

and still not as dumb as calling a slant at the goal line with the best back in the game on the field.

as always, fuck tim duncan.

go to a bar on christmas day!

you seem fine otherwise, but your bad taste in music is exceeded only by your bad taste in salads.

he’s a show dog, for sure. but i read “slow dog” at first, and that made sense too.

goddamit, being a clips fan is a lot less fun this year.

2015 kobe > 2014 jeter

i’ll never not laugh at the jeter rag fake job titles.

obviously jesus is a mormon.

this series is dumb. some retrograde asshole wrote a book in the 80’s. so what. retrograde assholes write books today.