Do you know how cup ties work? This is not like a missed strike call in a baseball game.

Your’re clearly angry at someone, but it shouldn’t be me. 

I’m hopeful they will win too, but what about being a Cavs fan means I can’t use my brain?

Like I said in my first post, dum dum.

You mean like a ton of injuries?

The fact that you can identify an exception does not invalidate the concept.

Disagree. Suarez wants to play, and Barca wants Suarez to play

I cannot get enough of the anti-scientology shit. It’s my crack.

I’m a big fan of european football, and I can roll with most of the weird shit that drives Americans crazy, but the diving really chafes me (unless my team does it, of course).

Can you imagine being a GSW fan and pretending you like Draymond, when, in reality, you know he’s a turd?

As a Cavs fan, meh.

As a Cavs fan, this makes me so happy. I’m not particularly worried about BOS in a 7 game series, even if they have home court.

Cheating works.

Think its gut jar.

My brother lives next to the house where Jeremiah Gutjahr grew up. Apparently, he was a good kid and the family is nice.

Fuck the reader. Shes writing a love letter to her husband.

Goddamn, that is a fabulous gift. I remember driving home from work once thinking “Fuck, I have to mow the lawn. I wish there was a magic lawnmowing fairy who would just do that”.

...Crosses IrisJK off of “potential eulogizers” list

Oh, it’s clearly meaningless. I wouldn’t even call it a stat.