“The Daily Mail”

Repurposed clickbait from tabloids. Today was a good day.

So Luke has been ignoring it for years? He wasn’t kidding about not wanting any advice.

It wasn’t even that long ago, was it?

Now I just miss Ash. Too soon.

Wait til they find out about microtransactions.

“If there exists a Bizarro version of Trump, he would be a smart, educated Black man who still has his hair, speaks in complete sentences and dedicated his life to paying taxes, fixing the law and uniting people of all races.”

Don’t forget his great head of hair.

“Jen and Mike have more than three decades of gaming industry experience between them.”

Not the point.

“Argument from Authority”

She’s still super dumb and lazy.

Interested in the content, but the format in which it has been presented turned me off to actually getting it. FYI.

Fun fact: she’ll be larger in the game than IRL

“I don’t like Breath of the Wild?”

Only love you more?

Here’s a tip: in order to settle out of court you have to threaten to take someone to court, first.

The fix is in?

Cut to:

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Because if I’d known that sort of thing was frowned upon in the workplace...

“...it’s a sign that the company is truly evil and repugnant.”

For sure. As is...

Does one of the most technologically advanced societies on Earth somehow not have DVRs?

An unbiased news platform

Where do you think you are? Do you need a phone so you can call someone?

North Carolina.

“It’s the usual console launch routine...”

Really? Is that what you think?

“It’s the usual console launch routine...”

Really? Is that what you think?

Is anyone else concerned we’re not going to get enough Steam Deck hype over the next year?