Slightly off topic but - my daughter recently bought herself a very expensive pair of Balenciaga boots. When she was asked at a party in Manhattan to take off her shoes at the front door, she immediately thought of this episode. She promptly left the party.

I’m here to compliment the graphic illustration that accompanies this piece - bravo!

Tbh, if I found out my dad had sex with Richard Pryor that would seriously have upped his cool factor.

Agreed, it seems self-serving to offer condolences on social media. Send a damn card through snail mail.

And let’s not forget this gem:

Right? And also remember, grown men rarely need anyone’s help for ANYTHING.

For chrissake - the left needs to stop eating itself.
This is what you come away with after another march of this magnitude? To criticize the trash left behind by hundreds of thousands of ardent progressive marchers? Shame on you.

A star for each, for you!

YES! Can barely tell them apart:

I google-mapped that area, too — it looks like the neighborhood in Poltergeist!

It’s not our job to TEACH YOU, much like it is not the job of POC to teach white people about racism.

Can someone please source that sweater? And can CBS send that reporter back to the local news beat? He’s lucky Ms. Stone didn’t eat him for breakfast.

WORD on H&M! According to the fit of most of their pants/trousers, I’d essentially have to double my size to pull them up over my hips.

Stars for “whereverthefuckshire.”

My young daughters’ rec soccer team ended up with jerseys that said “Heroin” instead of “Heron” - someone at the print shop didn’t quite appreciate the bird theme the league had adopted.

SSDGM - My Favorite Murder is my jam.

Don’t forget the 12 cans of Diet Coke every day.

I got your joke! And I find the subsequent mansplaining in the comments even more hilarious.

Mmmm, interesting! I was given a huge tin of hot chocolate powder as an office gift and was mildly disappointed. I’m now taking a fresh look at this gift - thank you!

Cardi B was super cute and clearly threw Fallon for a loop BUT I really would have loved to see Ms. Badu on the couch. She is hilarious, smart, and cool; and if you want a good surprise, listen to her appearance on NPR’s “Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me” - she blew up every preconception I had about her. She’s a gem.