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And my grandmother. She was really bad at being a mother and wife, but she was a pretty good grandma.

And here I thought it was Divination class at Hogwarts.

IDK, if this was Criminal Minds, it would be a paranoid schizophrenic convinced the entire family is working for the government and could read his mind. Naturally, he believes the ability only starts when the kids become teens, which is why the 16-year-old is dead, and the babies were spared. Because he was…

It’s all tradition, so they come into the world with the miracle of knowing how to play the fiddle. Unless they’re a rich man, of course.

What’s worse is he’s still slightly more sane than Trump or Cruz. Slightly.

Too messy. Try this instead:

Not to mention the creepy stalker dudes on the interwebz. Geez, I try not to have a life, and the other morons who don’t have one interrupt it.

That, and the coercion of girls sometimes as young as 13 to become wives. FLDS can be pretty fucked up when it comes to that sort of thing.

My 55+ year old mom got cat-called wearing old sweats with unwashed hair in an old baseball cap. Someone needs a strong dose of reality, ASAP.

Didn’t they do this on MythBusters?

My family has a history of mental illness - I for one have severe, treatment-resistant clinical depression and possible borderline personality disorder. With that genetic mix (and knowing just how bad depression can be), there’s no way anyone is forcing me to bring a child into the world, even if I have to coat-hanger…

My great-aunt had an apron that looked just like it. Except the color didn’t make me want to vomit.

Sounds like these guys had the experience of what it’s like to be 12 and not know how to deal with having a period.

Yet be weirdly constipated at the same time. Goddamn period.

So fascinating!

Yeah, one or the other would have been better. Since it’s March, just eggplant would have been best. Late spring/summer and that awesome coral on a white dress would have been perfect.

Have you seen the spoon theory? It’s very much like that, for sick people who don’t look sick (lupus, bipolar, etc), because they/we get judged on our abilities based on looking healthy, not on being healthy.

He always struck me as someone who was deeply lonely