Or at least leave his house for a cappuccino? For someone who loves people so much, I can understand Simmons taking time out of the spotlight, but not becoming a complete recluse. A fan would have seen him SOMEWHERE.

I especially like the quotes around racist.

I forgot to include the teacher. Make that 15. -_-

Kermit/Gonzo 2016

I was one of two liberals in my AP government class of 14. And the only outspoken one. I always got asked stupid questions, like why Dems believed in murdering babies.

I like what they started to do in Scandinavian countries...let prostitutes off the hook for prostitution, and prosecute johns and pimps. Now say that 10 times, fast.

I actually do hide my college education from people I meet face-to-face, because I had to drop out due to my depression. People aren’t very understanding about that kind of thing. I should just get over it, but it isn’t that easy.

Well, nowI feel really bad about myself. I run a pretty successful business, yet I never finished college.

There are no official studies, but a really good book that addresses this is “The Gift of Fear” by Gavin de Becker.

I was sick last week, so I saw the headlines, thought, “Technically true. As of 500,000 years ago, we were all African,” and didn’t bother reading the articles.

According to the seller, they are “Vintage Paulette Guinet Black Extreme Tiara Cat Eye Sunglass Frames Circa 1950.” Still not worth $2k, though.

Well, this is just what’s for sale on eBay. Who knows what she owns?

She’s wearing badly-dyed fur and a banana, and she criticized the other passenger for wearing sweats?

The most expensive pair I found, for $2000+, are weirdly kind of hot (not that I’d waste my money).

The Gift of Fear is currently on Unlimited, if you’re a subscriber. I just started reading it.

My mom was molested by her father at a young age, but repressed the memories until he died recently. I grew up with very mixed messages because she’s very progressive, except when it came to how I dressed, going out with guys, etc. Worse, I’ve suffered from clinical depression and paranoia since I was seven. Put…

I would do it, as long as I can be humanely euthanized immediately afterward.

DA: Who could have predicted this would happen?!

So, maybe it’s just me, but why do they need costumes of any kind to pass out flyers? This isn’t ComicCon, so it seems like a stupid and wasteful expenditure when you can lie and tell poli-sci majors that it would look like an awesome volunteer position on their resumes.

THANK YOU!