Really? You're that concerned about semantics? Or you want me to concede that you are the non-gender specific monarch of the castle while I am the contrary dirty rascal?

You're right - I've never been, but I think I'd love to! It looks quite similar to [www.zoossa.com.au], which is my local animal park. I went there a couple of years ago with my partner (Scottish) and his friend who was visiting, it was pretty good! While Monarto is technically part of Adelaide Zoo (which is…

You evidently misconstrued my point + it wasn't a personal attack.

The majority of the articles on Jezebel & Gawker are sourced from other sites, I don't see how this is any different?

I can only speak on my own behalf, but Zoos Are Not Great because we slaughter many species in vast numbers so that zoos may be their only chance of survival, or we obliterate their environments which is another way we drive them to extinction. I get that zoos may be the only chance to save some species but I can't…

Hearted for announcing your intention to reenact this wonderful gif. If you can somehow incorporate this into your work day you will live forever in my mind as the best random comments section person ever.

Ha ha - yes! I've only been aware of Lindy W's writing for a few months & now I can spot her style usually within the first paragraph.

I've been re-watching - am halfway through season 2 - and DAYUM I miss Sal! I'll sign.

I haven't read *all* the comments yet, so apologies if I'm repeating.

Hearted. Good fucking point.

Not sure what their emblem was now, it was about a year ago I think. Before going overseas for the first time I was (naively) considering getting a southern cross tattoo!!! Egads. Not realising it's the racist twat tatt of choice, obviously! Your work mate sounds like she's a coupla snags short of a barbie but that…

I de-friended a guy I went to school with when he changed his profile pic to the Australian version of the confederate flag. I then checked previous statuses etc only to find a disturbing anti-immigrant theme. A former good friend's (now ex- thank god!!) boyfriend (whose friend request I accepted with begrudging…

Me too! And hand dryers. These days it's spiders, heights, public speaking, getting old and failure. Ah, the good ol' days!

I knew I hearted you for a reason : )

Me neither! The round 1 hype was unbearable & as it looked like 17 hours of overwrought (probable) cliche + can't stand that Celine Dion song + no one could give me a good/valid/convincing reason why I should = I never saw it. And I see no reason to break from tradition now, by criminy.

Thanks for this : ) I am about to embark on a Lindy-fest! (You might also like Tanya Gold who writes for the Guardian)

$13 to see a movie, are you shitting me??! I get student discount & still pay like $18. Dayum. (in the Antipodes)

'God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn't have enough racism in it'. Lindy I love you!

Hearted for '6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus did not come down and magically bless your womb and plant some seed for you to rule over'. Which made me splutter & conjured up some very weird imagery, excellent!

I heard about this one - can't remember what it's called - where the penis owner inserts increasingly large plug type things down his pee hole (just typing that made me wince a little & I don't have a penis). Eventually, it widens enough so that another gentleman (who may be so inclined) is able to insert his old chap…