@Acolyte346: all cripply leg and everything!

@CherryIcee: Right... so how can the synopsis say that Commander Shepherd rallies the everyone to save earth?

But what if Shep dies at the end of ME2? Please tell me they don't bring him back to life twice...

tumor in about 3 years.

@Celladore: noun vs. verb

Blood splattered everywhere?

@arkadin13: jesus... this guy is already halfway between Hero & Legend.

And in the same week you guys publish How NOT to shoot a cell phone video you go and endorse one by publishing it on your site!

@Turnabout: NICE!

"Error. No one can count the number of push-ups Chuck Norris can do."

I know this is not the same, but web.utorrent.com is an amazing thing.

@Onslaught Six: Ditto. Plus she was a psycho religious nut job.

@John Eusebio: I sense some hostility to my rather benign comment.

blind people seem quite capable of walking straight.

nah - I'll just get the torrent.

@MathIsHard: Kmart is only a 12 minute drive away... or so he thought.

@MathIsHard: So then our protagonist walks up to the counter and asks, "Do these guns qualify for me to make my purchase here" - pointing to his flacid flabby stretch-marked pale arms. She leans forward, revealing her cleavage and says, "Only if I you let me pull the trigger."

@pekosROB: why thank you - that's quite a compliment.

@MathIsHard: so then the weight of the water bottle pulls his pants down ever so slightly, revealing a lint-ridden ass crack and the top of a faux-tribal tattoo that reads, "Playa for lifez".

I can think of nothing more depressing than some fat 30-something - who most likely has diabetes - buying WoW from K-mart for $4.99 on black friday in his flanel pajamas with a russian style hat and generic non-BPA-free water bottle clipped to his belt loop. Who the hell has belt loops on their pajamas?