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Stop right there. First off, it doesn’t say who broke up with whom, so let’s not assume. Secondly, I know this is Jezebel, but let’s not allow our immediate reaction to a tragedy be to use it to further our own ideologies. I mean, you’re not wrong, but that’s not the point; in the wake of a tragedy, it’s natural to

In texas right now the house is voting on whether life starts at the first stork sighting. I get the feeling they don't understand how biology works

I, too, am very curious about intimate Disney wear. It seems a nice little bra is completely devoid of sexiness once you add Goofy's face to it.

Opening up a can of worms here....

Did she hunt and kill the couch for this garment herself?

"...who is my face to call home."

You guys—you need to get your hands on Austen's short story "Love and Freindship" (that's not a typo—that's really how she spelled it). She wrote it when she was like 14 and it is hysterical. It is SO melodramatic and ridiculous. It's glorious.

If you're told how beautiful you are, non-stop, from an early age , it is likely you will become pre-occupied with preserving that beauty. It becomes the source of your self-worth.

"Jack Antonoff? But I hardly know Anton!" - my scumbag brain, every time

Exactly. So she doesn't each much cheese and she likes French pharmacies. Big effin' deal.

I don't mean to sound patronising, but I feel like there must be some kind of fundamental sadness in your life when you're that obsessed with maintaining a youthful appearance.

For some mysterious reason, I enjoy Katy Perry + John Mayer as a couple. Maybe because they are both attractive and nightmarish.

When I see Jack Antonoff's name, I just see Jack-Off.

Sourcing Entertainment Weekly as "EW" always makes me laugh, because it seems like editorializing.

hope Cavill and Cuoco can make it to the next stage in their relationship: canoodling.

I am but a conduit for the glory that is shirtless McConaughey.

Those Lovelace movies are never about Ada :(

The Resting Bitch Face shouldn't be confused with the Bitchin' Rest Face.

Bingo, and that's a great way of putting it. Now, if I could just think of who that vastly more talented someone is.

Tracy Morgan and his fiancee Megan Wollover have a new little girl, Maven Sonae Morgan.