I have been spending my time thinking of all the random and creative ways they might—if I am a lucky girl—kill off Fitz this season.
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One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…
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Please don't forget Citizen Ruth when bringing up the subject of abortion and comedy!
what does that have to do with me finding love?
I hope to find a love like this one day.
He looked up at her, the mask torn from his face, blood leaking out of one eye. Saw no pity. Saw no mercy. Saw only the gun: bright chrome, etched with Por Boots on one side and Vaminos! on the other.
" Nobody gives a shit about your' Bong(er) "
I proposed to MY husband with NOTHING because we're VEGANS and MATERIALISM MATERIALISM MATERIALISM while we sat on the couch reading Dostoevsky because we DON'T HAVE A TV.
And *I*proposed to my husband... with a slice of pizza while watching Dr Who
Seriously? No, thanks.
Shonda, just make Olivia and Mellie get together. Mellie can become the POTUS with Liv as her First Lady and personal fixer. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Except the conniption fit over Rue was a reading comprehension fail. She was written as olive or brown, readers just imagined her as white.
It's nice to see Egypt truly depicted in all it's Anglo-Saxon glory
This is exactly how I feel. The ending is a funny, unpredictable way to signify that these awful, miserable people deserve each other.
You are not alone!
Under this logic they should also be drug testing college students who receive any sort of government assistance to attend school.
Katherine Hepburn rocks! She didn't miss a damn thing ;)
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But Lindy, how could you leave out the best song?
God, I wish I hadn't already told all my "Lion King" stories on Jezebel. Not only did I once write an extended paper on its similarities to "Hamlet", but it's the second-best Disney movie of all time (after "Fantasia.") All I have to add is that Zazu/Polonius is not a toucan, he's a hornbill. And that "Be Prepared" is…
You should definitely try it. If you wear an apron, no one will notice your hard on.