You said you’d read anything...

the_kyza on IG does stuff that looks exactly like this.

So...perhaps the issues that people have with Aston’s are because they don’t drive them?

“Your turn.”

Say it with me now our lord and savior of the slide. Duke of the drift - Chris Harris.

Let Chris and Sabine do the Hooning.

Chris Harris’ and Rory’s pieces were great, as always. Evans is...annoying. They should can him and let Harris/Rory take his place. I don’t mind Joey being around as he genuinely seems to like things with engines and wheels and has a decent talent at driving them. He’s also not a screaming ginger.

04-06 GTO/Monaro.

This is one of my favorite things I have ever read on Jalopnik.

Yeah, my friend tried Salvia and ended up going on a parasail ride where the consolde between his seats in his ‘03 Turbo Beetle was like a pleather Grand Canyon. Sat in his driveway for 45 minutes.

Sean, I demand more Sumo content from you. I dearly want my first motorcycle to be a Sumo.

Yammie is a cool guy. He just got a GT-86 as his daily (I think you people call it a “cage”) and runs around Dallas like an asshat on his Triple.

Yeah, CT6 looks like proper luxury car whereas the Continental is...bleh. Totally unremarkable.

Yes, it would remove a huge element that is such a pain in the industry. Training and maintaining driver’s for vehicles.

Oh shit, where is ForSweden? Has anyone seen him online today? HE MIGHT HAVE FINALLY SNAPPED

I feel like these people are all idiots and a semi-serious professional crawler could scale that wall without flipping over multiple times.

Agreed, I would happily trade my GTO for a new SS.

My money is most certainly an object. I guess the point I’m driving at, if I can get a running low mileage Harley for sub $5k (I can) what drives me to get this instead? But hey, someone has to buy these things so I can buy one used in 10 years so, I guess I can’t complain.

I doubt you really care about any of my answers, so what’s the point in asking?