This is an excellent suggestion. I need to know that Jalopnik is ready to go the extra 1/4 mile for us, the valued readership. Little River Dragway just south of Temple would probably work great.

How full were your pants the first time you realized how easily those rear tires spin on wet pavement?

I look foraward to retrofitting the new parts to an old Raptor with the 6.2L in it....

The engine cutting out may be related to fuel starvation, not oil. I've lost power before because of hard cornering. That's why alot of drift cars and "professional" racers use fuel cells and high pressure fuel pumps.

Exactly so. Ishii's further involvement is still classified as far as I know. Some suggest he was brought to Fort Detrick where he advised on further research. Others say he started a free clinic back in Japan. Converted to Christianity in his final years but considering he vivisected children and dropped anthrax…

You want to talk about hidden things after WWII - Try this. The leader of this project, General Shiro Ishii lived to the age of 67 and never saw the inside of a cell.

Mmm the Genesis is quite tasty. Not over styled but distinctive. And we don't even need to talk about the 600hp Caddies.

I'm sure they're fine, now. I mean, still probably a bit of a yawn but Buick and Lincoln both need to embrace their past (ie 50's and 60's) designs and build cars that people still associate pleasant memories with.

I try not to bring up what someone paid for the car at all unless I know them personally enough to call them a dumbass.

Considering it looks like someone stole the rear end out of one of them already, I'd say you're right.

It was an act of nature. It suddenly realized what it was and that it was defying the natural order by existing above 100k.

ROYAL INCEST BURN

Yeah, I was about to ask who gave the Soviets our treasured Blazers. I mean, main stay of the American War Machine right there. They have them saved for the coming War.

How about this steaming pile of refuse? Buick Regal. Nothin regal about this thing. My hatred is well placed since one tried to kill me in my adolescent years. Electrical fires while driving are no fun.

Side exhaust is the best exhaust.

No carpet or leather to ruin here!

With the way these things ride, it's not a question of if a drunk passenger will spew, but rather when. If you have one with a plastic back seat though, it'll be a piece of cake to clean up.

It's a Texas thing, I guess.

Another reason to drive a big, beater pickup.

Oh snap, didn't see those. You're right. That pushes it over a million then, probably.