I begrudgingly love this apartment and would sell my soul to live in it.

Also, a celebrity sex tape in 2019 would be received a lot differently than it would have been received when Kim Kardashian’s sex tape or Paris Hilton’s sex tape came out because the issue of consent would be a much bigger part of the conversation.

YES. There are so many I would love to rewatch.

I saw the photo of Tiffany Trump in the collage for this roundup and legit did not know who she was and then I was like, “Jezebel did an article about Cat Marnell this year?”

“Please consult with your personal attorney” is the 2018 version of “let them eat cake.” 

The backwards-ass fear over potentially electing an unmarried man to the White House seemed so inevitable and yet I foolishly hoped we could avoid it and focus on the things that actually matter about Cory Booker as a candidate. But ugh, here we go.

Also he would probably screenshot the text and sell it to Us Weekly or something.

Thank you for referencing the most under appreciated early 2000's movie! Freddie Prinze Jr. for eva.

As a former server I can relate to your comment on a deep level. A few years ago I was working at an upscale Italian restaurant in a very fancy ski town and someone came in and had lunch and two cocktails. Admittedly, our cocktails were on the pricier side (about $17) but it’s not like we hid the cost or anything. So…

Get that woman some leave-in conditioner, stat!

I will never get tired of hearing about this dumpster fire. My only wish is that this doc would come out on Jan. 1st so I could watch it hungover.

It’s the worst. I’m a size 6, so not curvy enough to be a “real woman” or skinny enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model. Guess I don’t exist?

I wasn’t even aware that people still used the term “real women” anymore because I thought we had all gotten the memo that it’s gross and exclusionary. I guess I stand corrected.

This caught my attention as well. Such an unnecessary and deliberate act of cruelty on Jezebel’s part.

I’ll definitely give it a read this holiday season! I probably read it in middle school or something but I doubt I appreciated it then. I’ve seen the play a few times but I watch A Muppet Christmas Carol every year so that’s the version of it that always sticks with me. I have a feeling I’m going to picture Kermit as…

Not sure what it says about me that my Christmas Carol knowledge is purely muppets-based. In any case, her use of this quote really bothers me for some reason. Maybe it’s because what happened to Tiny Tim and what happened to her baby are in no way comparable and I resent this parallel she’s drawing.

“Life is made up of meetings and partings; that is the way of it. I am sure we shall never forget Journey Moon, or this first parting that there was among us.”

Not sure if I missed it on Jezebel, but I’m confused at the lack of coverage on the senate seat that democrats picked up here in NV. Seems like a big deal.

So who is she referring to when she says “one taught me love, one taught me patience and one taught me pain”?

I forget who said this, but someone once said that Grande has “the voice of an angel...if that angel’s mouth was filled with marbles.”