My guess is recession hit the newer, more abstract companies hard. I've put too much thought into this movie.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

All these years later and this still always gives me goose bumps. The entire staff was wish fulfillment but C.J. was the best!

There is a lot to unpack here.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Very pretty man model but still a hard NOPE on Abercrombie. They are a horrible company with a horrible CEO who said horrible things and they can just die already. And when they finally do give up and close all of their doors I’ll finally be able to travel the middle area of my local mall without having to hold my…

I heard the bear lost 50 pounds and got waxed and will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

what if...I was realized that and I was talking to other commenters to facilitate discussion in what is always an echo chamber anyway? And what if I said outright I wasn’t referring to Stassa or criticizing her at all?

The other day I did sort of lose track of how many cars I own! Someone asked me and suddenly I was like, “oh my gosh. Is it 5 or is it 6? I have 5 cars right? No....6? It could it be 7??” But then I realized I was thinking of bananas. I had 5 BANANAS at home. Easy mistake.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

What can unlimited leg power do for you today?

Died. I'm dead. This is a ghost commenting. #slayedbyBey

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Rose had plotted a complex insurance scheme that had no room for Jack in it.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.