Just want to clarify that I would, however, have sex with Kate MacKinnon as Justin Bieber.

Just want to clarify that I would, however, have sex with Kate MacKinnon as Justin Bieber.
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Are you kidding? I’m happy someone on the Internet just cleared it all up for me in one brief sentence. How have I been so confused and noncommittal these last thirty-something years? All I had to do was pick a side!
Bi’s are simply confused and don’t want to commit.
I’ve also emailed him after a particularly good shark tank episode and some wine. told him i love him. he returned the favor. that guy loves to email. anyone can do it!
I’ve practically already boned Mark Cuban. Him and my mom use to email back and forth about Mastiffs.
#neverforget
The writer was a he.
Uh, if you’re going by what their parents think you are then there are tons of queer people just “haven’t met the right (opposite sex) person yet” and are just going through a phase.
If you are a woman who loves a woman, I want to say I am sorry for the idiocy you put up with everyday. The insinuations that your acts of affection are not genuine but a ploy for male attention. The belief that your disinterest in men as sexual partners means an irrational, unhealthy hatred for them. Or the…
What is with the tone of this?! I’m bi, and I have no problem with ‘straight’ girls saying this - maybe they’re not straight and this is how they’re finding out? Why are they not allowed to express that they have an unexpected attraction? It’s not taking anything away from me.
So much hostility. I had no idea I was bisexual until like...my mid 20’s. And it did start with your stereotypical “lame” experimentation that people often decry. Jeez, let people try things out.
Yep. I’ve started straight-up telling people that it's rude and hurtful when they refer to me as “huge”. Ummm nope. I’m tall. Not huge, not massive, not gigantic. My former eating disorder called, it says Fuck You.
WHO THE FUCK HAS THIS CONVERSATION WITH THEIR HOUSEGUESTS??
Seriously? That seems so weird to me. Unless you’re guests at your grandmother’s or a church lady’s or something, or your rooms are right next to each other and the walls are paper thin.
My first thought was Toni Home Perm using the xsmall rods. I know this because my mom did it to me. She was going for a “Shirley Temple” look (WTF). After we cut it off I had to endure a full year of “and what will the young gentleman be having” I’m not saying it lead directly to the divorce. But I’m not saying it…
You know how us black people love to refer to ourselves as “ethnic”