"…You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays…"

Better make sure her death by overdose goes down for sure on October 21 to maximize the deathengine/cashblossom synergistic yields…

Alfred's Hitch-cock.

Brad is no bard.
He's drab.

Good2Go, The General, JD ByRider, and Education Connection…

I was always anticipating Sally bursting into tears at any moment during her spiel…
…and perhaps vaguely disappointed when she did not.

It hits a comedy trifecta:
Unintentional.
Cringe.
Anti.

Whadda yah know.
It's a fresh batch of Brown 25 from the Uranus Corporation.

The life of Mr. Weiner seems very penis-centric.
What else besides thinking about his ding-dong, takin' 'n sendin' pics 'o dingus does this guy do?
Maybe he could just dive into pornowork at this point.

Tina Yothers and Sally Struthers in druthers with the Smothers Brothers done did a tribute to Scatman Crothers…

I hear there is money to be made with them pet babies.

They'll be together in a live action
The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan.
I think Cage plays Chu Chu…

—accumulatory auditory vomitorium confessional—
cds:
QUANGO QUARTERLY VOL. 1 [compilation]
QUANSTAR: 2 promos
QUEENSRYCHE: Operation Mindcrime, Operation Mindcrime II
Q-Tip: Kamal the Abstract
Queens of the Stone Age: QotStA, R, Songs for the Deaf,
Lullabies to Paralyze, …Like Clockwork
The Raveonettes: Lust Lust…

…hope you're off in a realm of pure imagination sharing laughs and ichor with Marty, Madeline, Gilda, Richard and Peter.

Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you?

Exactly.

* Shakes drunk. Gets head.*

…we just get by
however we can
we all gotta duck
when the shit hits the fan…

…that reminds me—Anal Cvnt's version of Sabbath's 'Paranoid' is a hoot.

…but what of C. Himp Anzee?