Next million $$$ Kickstarter idea. A device to flick the refrigerator door closed. Why don’t they close automatically anyway???

But, oddly, men seldom do the things that women can do, such as cleaning the toilet.

29 miles? Solo flight? Pfffft... amateur.

Reminds me of this, but the link doesn’t seem to be working like it used to. Shame. The video below was more fun with sound.

You’ll also help your immune system and theirs if you lick the baby clean.

Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.

Shooting in the air for almost any purpose is generally a really bad idea.

If you could set the solving time and make it levitate, it’d be perfect as a desk piece that solved itself at the end of my working day each day.

But I have one pin and one hole......  

Bring on the gender neutral connectors! *snerk*

Up next on the chopping block. Male/female plug definitions!

I’m sorry but this is too much.  I’m wondering if anyone will read the whole thing. 

This is exactly the same thing: They don’t use the same ingredients, mayo and lettuce...many food products really...don’t last long under studio lights.

Avengers IV: A New Hope

My Galaxy S7 just got upgraded to Android Oreo this week (US Cellular was way behind in getting the update), and it’s decided it now doubles as a hand warmer. Suddenly, cell phone cooling is an interesting subject to me.

This on-screen indicator needs to be standard on all camera apps when shooting video:

Should have been Apple Pie.

How about we stop freaking out about having a completely bezel-less design and just leave enough room on the face of the phone for the non-screen things that make sense there? I’d MUCH rather have stereo front-facing speakers than an extra 30 pixels of screen width.

I know it’ll never happen but if this had a removable battery I’d throw out my two month old Note 8 and buy the Note 9.

Kingsman: Origins