vanityunfair
vanityunfair
vanityunfair

Trust me!

Hmm. She has an 80s vibe. I hope she’s from the 80s... it’d be nice to see someone from some other time period tagging along.

Confession: I’ve never seen Magic Mike (either of them)

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Are these cute? I don’t know.

begged to use the phone to call the police, and he’d refused: “He was acting like he was drunk.”

Yes, because drunk people never have emergencies, too.

Fucking hell. And so it begins.

Can we also get a silent dentist’s chair? I don’t want to talk about the one fact you always remember about me from our bi yearly visits. I don’t want to try to answer your question with your hands in my mouth and drool dripping down my chin. I truly don’t care about your children or my flossing habits or the last

It was only this year that I realised that people had a social media ‘image’. Up until that point I earnestly believed that everyone I knew had perfect lives and that made me so happy, but gently puzzled as to why mine was so imperfect, then put it down to autism.

FULL OF ANKLE JEALOUSY

homeschooling never wins. even here, somehow.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

What does Miller’s weight have to do with anything?

Draw me like one of your French girls.

That’s so awesome! I’ve been doing what I can for battered and homeless women in my own little corner of the world- setting aside money every month to buy tampons, pads, formula and towels for a couple of the women’s shelters in our area. I even bought one of them a new DVD player and some movies for their kids for

I am so tired of having a vagina and being treated like a fuck toy piece of dirt. Can I give it back?