“Your eyelashes look like spider legs when you wear mascara.”
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vanityunfair
So, I was homeschooled through high school because my parents became born-again Christians. There was definitely zero sex ed. I did have to sign a purity contract (Pastor Chuck would give you $25 on your wedding day if you were still a virgin), and I had to attend the youth group sex talk. The girls talk was all about…
YUP. Theron was amazing, all of the women were amazing, I heard men whining about it on the way out, did not care, I’m amazing too.
Last 4th of July, I got food poisoning from a bleu cheese burger, in WI, visiting my in-laws— stuff started happening after we’d walked through their neighborhood to where the entire town was gathered by the river, with musicians and food stands and sweltering sunshine. In the middle of a crowd, I just started…
I learned that some people put way more effort into makeup than I do.
This is basically my worst fear. Every time I have bad cramps I think "I have been pretty pudgy lately....Oh god no!"
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Noooo ooooooonnnne interacts adorably with little girls like Gaston!
I feel like she's a cross between the Princeton Mom and Dolores Umbridge.
Ooo, has anyone read Bonk by Mary Roach? I remember a section on FGM, where she interviewed women who would still masturbate and orgasm on their own — it's amazing how the orgasm can prevail.
1:57, when the pretty lady on the motorcycle picking up the country singer made me wtf is this even about. Look, in this music video, women can drive.