Oh my god, do you remember when she shrieks because of a SQUIRREL??? A fucking squirrel! I wanted to kill her that episode.

Partied with Calvin Harris two years ago. He asked me to do a line with him. I declined. There's my little anecdote.

#pippatip: When delivering a royal baby, remember that it will either be a boy or a girl. Plan accordingly!

I still love this song, and Kelly looks GORGEOUS in this video.

You can't rhyme motherfucker and motherfucker. Baaah.

Shes so cute.

For shame on you. The birth of a baby is roundly a happy thing, and if there are many people out there who can vicariously feel joy and excitement because of this, they are far better off than you are, who can only find it within themselves to mock others for their caring.

We have to be skinny to fit into our tiny apartments.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

And then the horse was all, "Fuck Bill Clinton!!!"

I don't know, man, I feel like if you crave Mickey D, you ought to be able to enter the drive thru by car, train, plane, tractor, horse, camel or unicycle.

What about Zatman? Like, "Watch out for Zatman!" or "ZATMAN IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, UNARMED BLACK TEEN."

I'm lovin' it

so the out-of-shape dude that couldn't fight off a skinny teenage boy is the same man that can get a fully-grown adult out of an overturned truck.

Good thing that guy wasn't under the hood.

So our source on this is the Sanford PD, which also decided that a guy who shot an unarmed kid could just merrily skip on home (with his gun) because he said he had his reasons?