It just looks so... clacky.

Every time I see Ezra Miller in costume, I wonder what he would sound like walking around in that thing. I imagine it sounds like a sack full of transformer toys being kicked down a fire escape. It just looks so... clacky.

Man I feel bad for those kids. Marching band is the worst!

So let it be written, so let it be done.

His theme song will, of course, be “Born to Be Wild.”

We have found the source of the pings from the sea floor, you hosers.

It was only suppose to be one ping.

Not a fan of art deco? Industrial design?

Also, can’t wizards customize their wands? Like Lucius Malfoy added that fancy snake head hilt to his wand so he could conceal it in his fancy cane.

Those are Art Deco wands you heathens. They are pure representations of the style of the era the movie is set in. Think of the Empire State Building main hall and translate that entire gorgeous scenery into one elegant wand. Doesn’t it just make sense?  

They all look pretty 1920's US to me. People then loved them some industrial design and showy bright crystal all mixed together. This was the day of Art Deco and Tiffany, after all.

Deadpool said we’d have one! And that it’d have Cable!

I loved the Mad Max: Fury Road soundtrack, but I’m having difficulty remembering the Deadpool soundtrack..... (probably because Shoop takes over my brain every time I think about it)

He should have just posted some harmless, inoffensive photos of stolen pet dogs being cooked alive.

Now China has internet trolls too? We really are losing all our jobs to China.

Here’s a question: Why is it OK for them to get all worked up that we think it’s creepy to eat brains, but it’s not OK for us to be creeped out that they eat brains?

How dare you