Except, you know, we kind of do...

Abortion has existed about as long as pregnancy has, so this isn’t really a relevant point.

Plenty of Californians inexplicably prefer Chipotle burritos to real burritos (easily available at every roadside taco place with a name ending in “-bertos”). It defies belief.

Being white is basically it.

I work in a bra store. It is literally my job to understand how bra sizing works... and I do, better than most people. However, and this is a really big HOWEVER, sizing is NOT standardized. It varies from brand to brand, from US to UK to French to the rest of Europe, and two people can wear the “same size” bra and…

I feel like my Dollar Tree mascara gives me equally good results... Am considering a snarky facebook post with before and after pictures to that effect...

Hi! We might be neighbors, kind of. :) Seriously, unless you have a medical reason your child CAN’T be vaccinated, get that handled!

I totally thought there was something wrong with me at first. It happens to me almost every time I have sex, often multiple times, including the first time I had sex ever. I legit thought I was a freak, and was super embarrassed. I know better now, of course, but I wish I had known then.

I use these.

What if I already kind of have cartoon boobs? ;P

I see what you did there.

If the toy isn’t operated with your genitals, it can be for a boy or a girl. If the toy IS operated with your genitals, it’s not for children.

I forgot about the Mediator series! I need to re-read those...

I use this kind too. It’s pretty good as sunscreens go, but the only thing that really works for me is sun-avoidance. :(

Maybe just, like, pay attention to non-verbal cues? If the person next to you has headphones on, their face in a book, is generally not making eye-contact, they probably don’t want to chat, and you should respect that. Also, you could give the behavioral cues of being open and friendly and let them decide whether or…

Not really related... I’ve never tried that particular sunscreen, but I would just like to say that as an extremely pale person who burns easily, there is no such thing as truly effective sunscreen. I went to the beach yesterday with SPF 110 on my face, I wore a straw sunhat and a t-shirt all day (yes, even in the…

That’s “vagitarian.”

My roommate was raised vegetarian, and still identifies herself that way, but she has trained her body to allow her to occasionally eat fish and chicken. She really can’t eat pork or beef though, her body simply can’t process it. I refer to her as “mostly vegetarian.”

I feel like this comment needs to be followed by the Law & Order sound; you know the one I mean.

I know a person whose son’s name is Anakin.