I know for a fact that you are wrong.

Everyone knows you can’t go to the bathroom while stacking sunder armor.

I love big dumb things. I love media that dedicates itself to a mood, and a theme, unapologetically. Pacific Rim is, to me, a great movie because it’s just so damn fun.

Every meteorologist needs a gimmick. For the rest of his career, poor Justin will be required to use a Facebook filter, even after Facebook ceases to exist. And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Maybe they were just terrified because the error code indicated that the modem had achieved sentience and was asking about thermonuclear weapons “for a friend”, and they thought it was probably just safer to nip that right in the bud.

30 years from now I will be judging the president on his or her favorite game choices and their answer better be as good as St. Vincent’s.

If chess is considered a sport, I’ll give marble racing the benefit of the doubt.

The story is terrible and the voice acting is arguably worse, but Vanquish is still to this day the best playing third person shooter I’ve ever experienced.

Wait why is she talking about when her album is gonna drop at someone else’s wedding shindig lolol

I don’t know why you’d even fight it.

Really? For something that competes with decent gaming PCs and has exclusive games that are basically unmatched, over $400 is a bridge too far?

Idiocracy. We here.

I don't go to NintendoLife or GameXplain so they probably did it for people like me. 

...Really? Did someone misplace their VHS copy of Return of Jafar or something?

It’s generally not legal at all. Every artist who attempts to make money off of fan-art of copyright characters is at risk. Which is why ready-made product websites like Redbubble or Teespring, will often take down products like that really regularly, in order to avoid any lawsuits.

The reason it’s not much of a big…

You’ve done it. This is the definitive hater’s guide to Final Fantasy. Drew Magary would be proud. (RIP Deadspin)

I know.  I mean who really thinks that game is ever going to be finished?

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

Hey, if it means Vin and Tyrese get to wear cute outfits, I’m in.

Earth is getting crowded, so the 12 who controls the world have decided to release this strain of the coronavirus amongst the poor to cleanse the planet.