the malware apps in question are so bizarre and pointless, you’d have to be the dumbest Android user on Earth to download them in the first place

I work in the packaging industry and there are 2 things you need to know:

We were talking about how fluid sexuality can be, I think.

An excellent reason to try again in season 2.

It’s almost as if the mentality of greater profits over better products and services is inherently self-destructive...but, nah. Screw that noise. Let’s make more money!

If they’re at the point where they’re just remaking the old Bond films/books, then maybe it is time to just pack it up and enjoy retirement.

Not to mention what's her face is the sister of those twin what's their faces. Meta. Face.

Between Shakira, J-Lo, and now this, anyone who hasn’t gone through puberty yet is good now.

What game is that screenshot from? Some Victorian version of Trials?

I always have the exact same trajectory with these games:

You could, of course, follow these very inconvenient recommendations, or you could simply follow the tried-and-true tactics:

A buddy of mine who’s an expert in Rolex watches ordered by guys in the Air Force in the 1970s.

ok but that’s the most scripted looking dive I’ve seen outside of Spanish Futbol.

Plus they gotta call in a guy...

I find it more amusing when the people think they have something worth millions and go on and on about how their ancestor brought it over on the Mayflower and it turns out to be worthless junk someone bought at Sears.

Hey, now. Those guys would have to clean it, display it, and find a buyer for it. It might sit in their case for months. No way they could do better than that.

Probably $500 on Pawn Stars

I would be tickled if they replaced this with Mjolnir stuck to a metal base with a super magnet. Which could be remotely turned off for a Thor performer.  Hopefully this’ll be a part of the new Marvel section of California Adventure.

So all that’s left is for some watery bint to lob a scimitar at him, and the prophecy will be complete.

I’ll be that geek who points out that The Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. Arthur breaks the sword he pulled out of the stone in a battle, and later the “Lady of the Lake” gives him Excalibur.