Man, Housemarque just can’t catch a break. They made some of the best arcade throwback titles of the past 2 generations, and people just didn’t give a shit. I respect that they tried something slightly different with Stormdivers but, whoo boy, that thing was in such rough shape that I found it essentially unplayable wh…

What the fuck is happening

NewYorker-esque cartoon: [two tentacled aliens regarding Rover McRoverface] “We’re safe. It’s only seeking signs of ‘past microbial life’”

It doesn’t need to beat Pokemon. It just needs to find an audience. Digimon, Yokai watch, even like World of Final Fantasy all exist and have been successful in their own rights even with Pokemon still being the biggest and best. I am personally very excited for TemTem and hope it has legs. 

Wuhan Flu ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

They feel one step up from the Chinpokomon.

Does this game come in two unnecessary versions?

While they do have those tests to perform as a part if the parachute certification, they aren’t milestones.

Big deal. I can build a rocket that blows up.

Hi I’m Korg and this is my friend Miek, we’re rising up to fight the forces of Thanos. Wanna come, I have a pamphlet here someone. We play Fortnite inbetween battles, my gamertag is Stepdadsux. 

That Decima Engine is really good. Sometimes I think about if BioWare had a chance to use that instead of Frostbite and then Mad World plays and I have to go have a lie down.

Because they are too indistinguishable from each other that they don’t deserve their own character slot.

Dunk and Egg!

Maybe it’s my enjoyment of The Mandalorian speaking, but I’d be much more excited for a spin-off series set in Westeros over a Targaryen series, which feels like a prequel about Westeros.

Agreed. That sounds why more interesting because it’s something we know comparatively so little about.

Would you say he’s #1?

And once again it has been proven that Bulbasaur is the greatest Pokemon of all time.

Unrealistic body expectations for Pikachus everywhere