This is true; however, they had a terrible way of showing that they care about the people who play them on their console.

SHIT. I ALREADY LOVE SPALDING BASKETBALLS.

Well, that's just no fun at all. Damn video games are a waste of time and life anyway, AMIRITE? Let's go outside and shoot basketballs.

Nothing has convinced me to switch. I'm not happy about either one.

Wouldn't buying a PC continue to support Microsoft instead of ignoring them?

I think we're missing the point again.

Oh, since we're being cute, I was born in 1900, tasted the Hydrox in 1908, then tasted the Oreo in 1912. At that point, with my large handlebar mustache, I prounounced the Oreo the obviously better cookie due to structure, cookie strength and filling amount.

If the 20 inch TV was made by a third party company hardly trustable when it comes to putting out a TV of standard quality compared to a first party company putting out a TV? Then sure. I'd buy that argument.

That's like saying I'd rather have a damn Hydrox than an actual Oreo, and that's bullshit. Everyone knows the Hydrox is always bullshit.

Hey. You spend six years in bed with the thing, you grow attached. You expect it to grow, to make itself better as time passes. Instead, it shames you. It cheats on you, like the asshole it has become.

I coined flagideoamemizingsaur, properly pronounced flag-id-e-o-aim-mi-zing-saur.

As a fan of the 360, it's easy to say how palpable my disappointment is over this. Seriously. I feel like a damn panic attack is coming on considering how easily destroyed the Xbox One was yesterday.

Mmmmmmmm. That's tasty GIF work, right there.

Okay. Okay, now I — now I have two fingers. Now four fingers.

I was kidding. Just keeping with the times.

What?

That was the best video I've ever seen. I want to download that video to my phone 800 million times, just to say I did.

And people say meth isn't popular. Honestly.

That's exactly, EXACTLY, my point — granted mine is from a more fanboy-ish perspective.

1. A silly jackass, thank you.